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Some joys are better expressed in silence
like a Smile holds more meaning than a laughter.
Once i asked myself,
"Did i enjoy meeting you in my life ..?"
i just smiled.

11

English

तौबा तेरी अदायें दिलकश हैं बहुत
पर जो हवा में उड़े वो इंसान कैसा ..

197

Hindi |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

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We all smile in the same language..

20

English |

Ek ajeeb haqiqat:
100 Rs. ka note bahut zyaada lagta hai
jab kisi gareeb ko dena ho aur
bahut kam lagta hai jab kisi hotel mein baithe hon.
Teen minute bhagwaan ko yaad karna bahut mushkil hai magar
teen ghante ki film dekhna bahut aasaan hai.
Poore din office ke baad gym jaana nahi thakaata magar
jab apne hi maa-baap ke pair dabaane hon to hum thak jaate hain..

226

Hindi

Keep your words soft and tender because
tomorrow you may have to eat them.

00

English |

The ups & down in life are also very important to keep us going.
B'coz a straight line even in an "E.C.G." means we are not Alive.

20

English |

Digital India ka bol-bala hai
Videocon, Rotomac, IL&FS, Bhushan Steel
har din ek naya bank ghotala hai
nirav modi, lalit modi, mehul choksi, naresh goyal aur mallaya jaise khatmalon ko
pakad salaakhon ke peeche pahunchana hai
370 aur 35A ko aakhir-kaar hataana hai
lakshya bade hain aur hai bada jan-aadesh
mitron jaane kab tak umeedon par jeete jaana hai..

61

Hindi |

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and
and some days you are the statue..

32

English |

Man in God 's shop: Lord, what do you sell?
God : Whatever your heart desires!
Man: I want money, fame and power.
God smiled: Sorry son, I sell seeds not fruits.

11

English

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