02This msg is strictly for smart & cute readers.
Since you have received this
it's obviously a technical error.
The sender deeply apologizes.
Sorry for the inconvenience..
English |
20The time since i met you,
i have realised that
a friend like you is
worth a million dollars.
So, if you don't mind..
"Shall i sell you..?"
English
02Last night I had a dream.
I was walking along on a beach with GOD .
I asked him, why i m having a friend like u?
GOD replied: it's all ur back life sins..
English
31Aap mein n coke mein kya similarities hain.....
Both r sweet, cool, easily available n
sabse badi similarity......
DHAKKAN!
Hindi
133Did i do anything wrong..?
Then why are you avoiding me..?
Atleast remember me once in a week.
It's really hurting me.
with love ,
ur TooThBruSh.
English
51When i was sad u were there,
when i was crying u were there,
when i was unhappy u were there,
now i hv understood
ki saare fasaad ki jad tu hi hai.
Hindi
01Sometimes i forget to ask how are you??
Sometimes i even miss to say you Hi!
Sometimes i forget to message you.
But it doesn't mean that i forget you..
i m just..
Lazy like you.
English
44Really you are marvellous, affectionate, noble, naughty,
unique, natural, nice, intelligent.
In short Mannunni.
Malayalam
80Paani mein tairna machchli ka style,
hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
different message bhejna apna style,
free mein sms padhna aapka style..
Padho-padho..kanjoos..
Hindi
12Aap kaise hain,
main yahaan kushal mangal se hun,
ab aapki tabeeyat kaisi hai,
gaaon mein barsaat hui ki nahi,
aur maaji babuji kaise hain,
gudiya ki padhaai ke liye paise ka intezaam hua?
bahu se kehna sabhi ka khayaal rakhe.
abhi zameen ka batwaaraa hua ke nahi.
kajaariya gaai kaisi hai?
chaupaal par kusroo chacha ko mera jai raam kehna.
bitiya ki shaadi ke liye paise jodna shuru kar do,
ab sayaani ho gayi hai.
tumhaaraa dooor ka paas waala dadu.
Jawaab dena.
Hindi
40Let me test your maths
(u can read only one time, OK)
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+8
-7
+2
Q: How many times you pressed the button..?
English
31Hi what's up ??
Can you do me a favour please ?
Can I get one snap of yours by next week ?
I need it because I am working on a Photo Exhibition
on the topic - Natural Disaster !
English |
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