This msg is strictly for smart & cute readers.
Since you have received this
it's obviously a technical error.
The sender deeply apologizes.
Sorry for the inconvenience..

02

English |

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Attendance..
Pappu- Yes sir
Bablu- Yes sir
Tinku- Yes sir
Gullu- Yes sir
Ullu- ?????
Ullu- ?????
button na dabaao, present lagaao.

82

Hindi

Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
NO???????????
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".

40

English

We need 101 reasons to love someone.
We need just one reason to hate someone.
But to have a friend like you,
I don't need any reason, I can just say:
"Meri matt maari gayi thi.."

31

Hindi |

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Who said english is easy Fill these blanks with yes/no:
1. ____, i don't have a brain.
2. ____, i'm stupid.
3. ____, i'm not human, i'm donkey.
SmIlE pLz

21

English

Miss call kyun maari?
100 me se 99 bewakoof iska jawaab denge aur
ek samajhdaar aage forward karega.
Try on your friends..

60

Hindi

Kal dekho bhool na jaana,
subha jaldi uth jaana,
taaze paani se nahaana,
fir humaare ghar aana,
aur zor se aawaaz lagaana,
JAI SHANI DEV......

100

Hindi

Five roses just for you
because you are a special person:
1st rose - for friendship
2nd rose - for trust
3rd rose - for wealth
4th rose - for happiness
and the last 5th kaan par lagaa lena.

21

Hindi

Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba
ajeeb tuhada style hai
message kade karna nahi
raulla paaya saadde kol touch-screen mobile hai..

61

Punjabi |

I want to say something to U
it start with U and ends with U
If you know then message me.

Details:
Ullu ( उल्लू )

32

Hindi |

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