Someone Asks Santa : What Is The Meaning Of मन्नू Quotes

Someone asks Santa : What is the meaning of
मन्नू भाई मोटर चली पम - पम - पम ..?

Details:
Santa : It means motor is faulty
रुक - रुक कर चलती है ..

Santa in a Bank Test..
Q: What is a Cyclone?



Santa answers: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle....!"

Santa -Tu udaas kyu hai?

Kal to teri shadi hai

Banta-ladki walo ne kaha hai ki "Barat kam lana"

Santa -to?

Banta-Pata ni Papa muJhe le Jayenge ki ni

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Santa : I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

A Sardaar made a call to airport and
asked how long is the journey
from Punjab to America..
Receptionist: One second, sir.....
Sardaar: Thank you.

Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his paswords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets,
the computer will remind him,
'ur pasword is incorrect'

Santa ko sapne me kisi ne goli maar di!!
2nd day Santa ne apna bank account close karwa diya kyonki
bank mein likha tha - hum aapke sapno ko hakikat mein badal denge.