कवायतों की ज़ंजीरों ने मुझे
सरहदों का मोहताजी बना दिया ..

89

Hindi |

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Silence is the best answer for all questions.
Smiling is the best reaction in all situations.
Unfortunately
neither of them
helps in interview..

60

English

H_NDU MUSL_M S_KH CHR_ST_AN S_NDH PUNJAB_ ..
see how we lose our identity when we forget "I" of INDIAN..

20

English

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We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

We are what our thoughts have made us;
so take care about what you think.
Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far.
- Swami Vivekananda

00

English |

Kisi ne God se poocha: U gave 2 eyes , 2 ears, 2 arms,
2 legs, 2 kidney but why only one heart ..?
God said: Arre..dil bhi do diye hain,
bus doosra dhoondna padta hai..

218

Hindi

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