Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.
Policeman: Sir, how did you come to have this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, Stop? Look? Listen . and
while i was doing that
the train hit me.
Ye Mera New No. Hai - 9953723352.- Vikas Umrao
Plz save kar lena..
Or Haan ek baat suno...
Maze ki baat to dekho purana bhi yahi hai..
Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,- Tarun Goma
jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske paas aa kar baithi to woh bola,
"Thoda paas ho ke baith, ek sawari aur baith sakti hai."
A guy walks into work with both of his ears bandaged up.
His boss asks, "what happened to you?"
The man replies "I was ironing my clothes
when my phone rang and
I accidentally answered my iron."
His boss then says "Well, that explains one ear,
what about the other one?"
The man says "Well, I had to call the doctor!"
Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
सनम तेरी याद में हमें दस्त लग गए
ये भी आँसू ही हैं
जो बस रास्ता भटक गए ..
Sanam teri yaar mein humein dust lag gaye
yeh bhi aansu hi hain
jo bas rasta bhatak gaye..
Teacher to Banta: Tell me five animals living in water?
Teacher: Theek hai, hor das?
Banta: Frog da peo, ohdi maa, behen te wotti..
Ek ladka - larki hotel main gaye
Waiter: Kya loge?
Larki: Sabjiyo wali gujiya.
Waiter: What ?
Ladka: Yeh momos mang rahi hai.
If a Fat Girl is waiting for bus at bus stop
what will you call her in One Word..?
Answer - MotiVating..
In court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumNe.
Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha,
main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain.
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