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Old age is when one starts
turning off lights
for economical
rather than
romantic reasons.

30

English

I cultivate in my soldiers the courage of
dying without killing.
I believe that non-violence is
infinitely superior to violence,
forgiveness more manly than punishment. - MK Gandhi

20

English |

Two beautiful & nice tips to stand strong in every condition:
Never take help of Tears to show ur Emotions &
Never take help of Words to show ur Anger..

41

English

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If egg is broken by outside force, life ends.
If broken by inside force, life begins.
Great things always begin from inside..

10

English |

When man's attachments are deep,
their divine endowments are shallow.

00

English |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

Life is all about waking up each day
to discover something new,
about meeting old people
but making new conversations,
walking through old roads
but still feeling nice about it,
realizing that you have grown a day older
but still feeling young at heart ,
meeting busy schedules
but still finding time for old friends,
being nostalgic about by gone days
but looking forward to better days,
wanting to shoot the sender
who sent you such a long message
but still manage to smile..

00

English

हसरतों - ख़्वाहिशों को हक़ीक़त कर दे
कर दे आसमां सी हैसियत
है इस शहर में सब कुछ मुमकिन
फक़त साफ़ हवा और पानी को छोड़ के ..

20

Hindi |

Why does a man fall in love ..?
Lack of Experience.
Why does he break off love ..?
Lack of Patience.
Then why does he want to fall in love again..?
Lack of Memory.

10

English

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