Learn To Laugh Then Probably You Don't Have To Learn To Drink.. Quotes

Learn to Laugh
then probably you don't have to
learn to drink..

A man is lucky to be the first love of a woman
and a woman is lucky to be the last love of a man.

I cultivate in my soldiers the courage of
dying without killing.
I believe that non-violence is
infinitely superior to violence,
forgiveness more manly than punishment. - MK Gandhi

If egg is broken by outside force, life ends.
If broken by inside force, life begins.
Great things always begin from inside..

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

हसरतों - ख़्वाहिशों को हक़ीक़त कर दे
कर दे आसमां सी हैसियत
है इस शहर में सब कुछ मुमकिन
फक़त साफ़ हवा और पानी को छोड़ के ..

Why does a man fall in love ..?
Lack of Experience.
Why does he break off love ..?
Lack of Patience.
Then why does he want to fall in love again..?
Lack of Memory.