If you manage to fool a President
then a few people may suffer but
If you elect a Foolish President then
the whole country will suffer for ages..

00

English |

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ज़मींदोश होने के लिए खड़ा है आदमी
ख़ुद से ही अनजान बना है आदमी
सतरंगी रौशनी को छूने की चाहत में
मिट्टी के खिलौनों से खेलना भूल गया है आदमी ..

20

Hindi |

A Bird siting on tree is not afraid of the branch breaking
because
his trust is NOT on the Branch bt on its OWN WINGS!
Belive in urself & win the World !

20

English

A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!

143

Hindi |

Jinhe aana hai woh khud laut ke aayenge tere pass mere dost
bulane par to parinde bhi gurur karte hain apni udan par..

- Abdul Hannan

107

Hindi |

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love .
----------Albert Einstein

00

English

Alphabet "O" stand for Opportunity,
Which is absent in "yesterday"
Available once in "Today"
And
Thrice in "Tomorrow"
So
Stay Positive Always!

- Hemant Singh
11

English |

Yeh shaayari kaam nahi unka jo raat din bottlo me doobe raha karte hai,
Yeh to sirf wo kar sakte hai jo nasha kalam se kiya karte hai.

39

Hindi |

Relation doesn't get closer by meetings but
it is sweetened by THOUGHTS.
i care for you in my own strange ways,
you will never know..
perhaps i will never show.

01

English

Problems and difficulties are just like a washing machine.
It twist us, spin us and knock us but
at the end we come out clean.

- Vikas Umrao
41

English |

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