Why Are Doctors Prescriptions Impossible To Read?? Because They All Have Quotes

Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read??
Because they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist.
"Maine to is patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari!!"

Baniya on his deathbed:
Is my wife here?
YES.
Is my 1st son here?
YES.
Is my 2nd son here?
YES.
Kambakhto to fir dukaan per kaun hai?????

TT : BABA, kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : jaha Ram ka janma hua tha.
TT : Ticket dikhao
Sadhu : nahi he
TT : To chalo
Sadhu : kaha?
TT : Jaha Krishna ka janma hua tha..

The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter
concerning his traveling experiences to be circulated among
the members of the congregation.
The letter opened in this form:
"Dear Friends:
"I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen,
because I know you so well."

Boy to Girl: I Love You..
Girl: I am engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend too.
Boy (After thinking for a while): Dekh le agar kahin adjust hota hun to..

Inerviewer: What is recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by
'Water & Wife ' that critical phase of life is called recession.

Ek baba roz gurdware kirtan krda c,
Roz ek budhi lal suit pa ke aundi c,
Baba us nu pyaar krda c.
Ek din oh budhi nahi aayi
te baba kirtan krda kenda "sab sangta ayiea gi saade LAL nazar nai aaunde"
ose wele oh budhi HARA suit pa ke a jandi e.
Baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya gi vekh k sangta Harian-bharian..