I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Quotes

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."

Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.