I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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English
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

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English

Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.

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Hindi

Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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English

I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

00

English

Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

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