Answer this: Black is a color.
White is a color.
But black and white is not a color tv.
WHY??

234

English

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Rearrange the following words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
Click details below for answer.

Details:
Karnemd (Place) - Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) - Ababeal
Sondelo (Food) - Noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject) - Geography
Rabe (Animal) - Bear

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English |

Two persons are drowning in a river.
One is whom you love and the other is who loves you.
Whom will you save and why..?

To love someone is a natural instinct.
To be loved by someone is luck.
To live with someone you love is achievement.
To live with someone who loves you is life !!

13

English

Answer this: Black is a color.
White is a color.
But black and white is not a color tv.
WHY??

234

English

If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright

61

English |

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Solve this puzzle
"i live in water,
if u cut my head
i am at your door,
if u cut my tail,
i am a fruit,
if u cut both,
then i am with u".
ANSWER: PEARL

65

English

Name the animal which is exactly like dog but
walks on three legs..?

Details:
Answer: Langdaa kutta. (a lame dog)

12

English |

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."

After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.

What did the man say..?

Click details below for answer.

Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

21

English |

A Challenge for you to Rearrange the Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
Are you a genius..? Reply me must.

3719

English |

Two batsman, each on 94.
7 runs to win in 3 balls.
Both make unbeaten 100.
How?

188

English

A ki biwi B,
B ki bhabhi C,
C ki beti V
V ke daadaa G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
Now tell ki A aur T ka kya rishta hua??

Details:
A and T are Husband and wife..

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Hindi

The sentence after this is true.
The sentence before this is false.

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English |

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