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First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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