Husband Aur Wife Ghoomne Gaye. Raaste Mein Ek Gadha Ghaas Khaa Quotes

Husband aur Wife ghoomne gaye.
Raaste mein ek gadha ghaas khaa raha tha.
Husband : Dekho tumhaara rishtedaar ghaas khaa rahaa hai.
Namaste karo.
Wife boli: Namaste sasurji.

Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."

Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.