10My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
English
00Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering
English
00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
40Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.
Punjabi
20आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle Apne dil ki suno,
Phir Dimaag ki suno Aur
Finally Majboor hoke wahi karo
Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.
Hindi |
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
00
English
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
00Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..
English |
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