I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

00

English

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Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

00

English |

Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.

30

Punjabi

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

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English

Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.

10

English

Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!

31

Hindi

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

00

English

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

00

English

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