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नफरतों - गफलतों का दौर बहुत हुआ
आओ अब आगाज़ - ए - मोहब्बत करें
बेरूखी के फर्ज़ निभाते मुद्दत हो चली
आओ अब दीदार - ए - तबस्सुम करें
ज़िम्मेदारियां ज़ंजीर ना हो जाएं
आओ पैग़ाम - ए - उल्फत पढें
हसरतों के काफिले मीलों से चल रहे
आओ अब ख़्वाब - ए - हमसफ़र बनें ।

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A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

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English |

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

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English

Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

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Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

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Hindi |

A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!

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English

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

00

English

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

10

English

Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

10

English

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

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English

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