Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.


English |

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?


English |

Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.



Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.


Hindi |

You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:


English |

Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..


English |

Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :

1. Mother.

2. Wife .

One brings You in this World Crying,


Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!



Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.



While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..



Recommended for You »

  1. When In Doubt Don T ..
  2. The Amount Of Money That Is In Your Bank At The ..
  3. Exam Model By Years 1998 Answer All Questions 2005 Answer Any Five ..
  4. Doctors And Nurses Are Waiting For An Operation Of A ..
  5. Harshit Hua Man Pulkit Hua Sansar Nanhe Nanhe Kadmo Se Maa Aayein Aapke ..
  6. Your Absence Should Be Long Enough So That Somebody Misses ..
  7. Behosh Aadmi Ko Dekh Kar Dr Yeh Mar Chuka Hai Tabhi ..
  8. Dipped In Hues Of Love And Trust Has Come The Festival ..
  9. Don T Be Dismayed By Good Byes A Farewell Is Necessary Before You ..
  10. Phool Ban Kar Muskuraana Zindagi Hai Muskura Ke Gham Bhulana Zindagi Hai Mil ..

Share & Let Everyone Read

Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us

Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..

What's more


Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.


Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.