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Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

30

English |

Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.

50

Punjabi

You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:

10

English |

Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..

00

English |

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."

00

English

I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

00

English

Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.

10

Hindi

Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.

20

Hindi

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

00

English

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