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Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

10

English

WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)

11

English

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

00

English

It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

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English

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

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English |

Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.

11

Hindi

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

10

English

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

10

English

Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.

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Punjabi

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