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Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.

12

Hindi

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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English

Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!

10

Hindi |

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

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Hindi |

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