00The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.
English
00
English
40Wife : Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband : Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife : Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband : Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Hindi
01Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
English
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
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