00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
10A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
English
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
00
English
00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
12Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.
Hindi
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
10My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
English
10Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.
English
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
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