Degrees of Girls..
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
M.B.A. - Married But Available
B.L. - Beautiful Lips
M.B.B.S. - Married But Bekaar Structure
B.D.S. - Beautiful & Damn Sexy

10

English

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Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh,
tune poora parvat ungli per uthaaya,
apne sir per exams ka pressure uthaa kar to dekh.
tune 18 saal ki umar mein mama kans ko maara,
bin laaden ko haath lagaa kar to dekh.
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saare pehnaai,
mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehnaa kar to dekh.
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyaan saath mein rakhi,
kalug ki ek ladki pataa ke to dekh.
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh.

148

Hindi

After completing 10+2, baap ne beti se poocha,
"Ab tum kya karna chaahti ho?"
Ladki: BBA
Baap: Ok, per yeh BBA hota kya hai?
Ladki: Boyfriend ki Baahon mein Aish!

33

Hindi

Easy way to kill an ant:
Mix chilli powder with sugar and give it.
After eating that it will search for water.
The ant will go in search of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant goes near the water tank, push the ant into it.
Now the ant who is fully soaked in water will go to dry near fire.
When it reaches near fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then you admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove the oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill it.

42

English

News: Microsoft is about to release
it's next version of windows operating system - Windows 9

Aww.. when will they graduate..

00

English |

5 June 2010..
Ek sachchi ghatna.
Jise sun kar insaan ki rooh tak kaanp jaati hai.
Magar zaalimo ke haath tak na kaanpe.
Dehradun mein 17 saal ki ek maasoom bachchi.
Jisne abhi 12th complete kiya tha.
Aur jo din uske enjoy karne ke the.
Uske apne sage baap-bhai ne behla-fusla kar.
Uska engineering ka form bharva diya.

93

Hindi

Ek aurat coke pee rahi thi
ki coke mein ek cheenti gir gayi.
Cheenti ka baap aurat se jo bola
woh sun kar aurat behosh ho gayi..
"TERI COKE MEIN MERI BACCHI HAI"

21

Hindi

Love letter from Punjaban to Punjabi:
O mere dil de chaen, tere pichhe kutte paen.
Tu luteya mere dil da chaen, Rabb kare taenu keere paen.
Tere nain bade nashile, jiven jhaaru de teele.
Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea, jiven chikkad vich saand faseya.
Jaane-jigar jaane-tamanna, edhar aa teriyan lattan phanna.

89

Punjabi

Ek sher doctor ki zubaani-
hun main doctor wahaan,
meri biwi hai nurse jahaan,
yeh kaisa zulm sehna pad raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko sister kehna pad rahaa hai..

51

Hindi

नारी के चक्कर में भूल ना जाना यारी
जब लात मारेगी नारी
तब याद आएगी हमारी
यह मैसेज MBA की तरफ से
M-मर्द , B-बचाओ , A-आंदोलन ..

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jana Yaari
jab laat maaregi naari
tab yaad aaegi humaari
Yeh message MBA ki taraf se
M-Mard, B-Bachao, A-Aandolan..

60

Hindi |

Har nazar ko ik nigaah ka haq hai,
har rooh ko ik aah ka haq hai,
hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain,
humein bhi ik gunaah ka haq hai..

43

Hindi

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