Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya,
par fir bhi mujhe kuch nahi hua.
Banta: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi.
Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya,
aur main fir bhi bach gaya.

- Hemant Singh
30

Hindi |

"Ever get any nice butter..?" Santa asked shop-keeper.
"Supply in every day," replied the shop-keeper.
"Then why in thunder don't you sell it..?" asked Santa ..

00

English |

When TITANIC was drowning, an Italian asks Santa ,
"How far is land?"
Santa :"4 kms."
Italian jumps into sea and asks,
"Which direction?"
Santa : "DOWNWARDS..!"

00

English

Santa was putting his head in a water tub.
Banta: What are you doing..?
Santa : It's not working
I am checking Puncture..

00

English |

Santa was caught for speeding and produced in court.
Judge asked: 30 days or 300 rupees?
Santa replied: I will take money.

00

English

Hindi Grammer Teacher:
Wo ladko se hans kar baat karti hai.
Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?

Santa : Sir, ladki bigdi hui hai aur setting karna chati hai.

- Vikas Umrao
00

Hindi |

Sardaarji aapko logo ne kyon maara..?
Sardaar: Arrey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha, madam zaraa saree upar karna,
mujhe photo leni hai.

01

Hindi

Santa -Tu udaas kyu hai?

Kal to teri shadi hai

Banta-ladki walo ne kaha hai ki "Barat kam lana"

Santa -to?

Banta-Pata ni Papa muJhe le Jayenge ki ni

10

Hindi

Someone asks Santa : What is the meaning of
मन्नू भाई मोटर चली पम - पम - पम ..?

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Santa : It means motor is faulty
रुक - रुक कर चलती है ..

10

Hindi |

Teacher: Santa , You need to improve your handwriting.
Santa : Sir, actually Banta needs improvement.
He only completes my homework.

00

English |

Santa : Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made.
The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it..?
Banta: Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top,
how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open..?

00

English |

Santa ki biwi Behosh Ho Gayi.
Doctor: Ye Mar gayi Hai.
Jab Usko Jalane Lage to Wo Boli: Main Zinda Hu.
Santa : Chup-chap Padi Reh gawar,
tu Doctor Se Zyada Janti hai kya.

00

Hindi |

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