40Evolution of man:
Shaadi ke pehle: Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad: Coolie No. 1
Shaadi ke pehle: Maine pyaar kiya
Shaadi ke baad: Yeh maine kya kiya
Shaadi ke pehle: Jaaneman mat jaao
Shaadi ke baad: Jaan mat khaao
Shaadi ke pehle: Tum bin raha na jaaye
Shaadi ke baad: Tum ko sahaa na jaaye
Shaadi ke pehle: Kuch to bolo
Shaadi ke baad: Kabhi chup bhi ho jaaya karo
Shaadi ke pehle: I LOVE U
Shaadi ke baad: Aaj fir aaloo
Shaadi ke pehle: Milne kab aaogi
Shaadi ke baad: Maaike kab jaaogi
Hindi
00A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
English
00A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
English
20आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle Apne dil ki suno,
Phir Dimaag ki suno Aur
Finally Majboor hoke wahi karo
Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.
Hindi |
10Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.
English
31Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 Wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife : VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE
Punjabi
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
00
English
10She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
English
30Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.
Punjabi
23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
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