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Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....

40

Punjabi

Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..

00

English |

Men are idiots and I married their king.

10

English |

Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.

10

Hindi

WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)

11

English

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

00

English

First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

00

English

Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband : Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.

1419

Hindi |

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

00

English |

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