00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
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20Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.
Hindi
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
31Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 Wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife : VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE
Punjabi
01Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
40Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Hindi
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English
30एक बार संता को उदास बैठा हुआ देख कर बंता ने उस से पूछा;
- Hemant Singh
बंता: ओये संता क्या हुआ बड़ा उदास बैठा है?
संता: बस यार एक मुश्किल में पड़ गया हूँ समझ नहीं आ रहा कि क्या करूँ!
बंता: अरे ऐसी भी क्या बात हो गयी?
संता: कुछ नहीं यार बस इतनी सी परेशानी है कि अगर बीवी मेकअप करती है
तो खर्चा बर्दाश्त नहीं होता और
अगर मेकअप नहीं करती तो बीवी बर्दाश्त नहीं होती!
Hindi |
10Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
English
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