304Boy: I can kiss u without touching u.
Gal: U can't.
Boy: Hv a bet - 20 bucks.
Gal: OK
Boy kisses the gal tightly on lips.
Gal: U touched me!
Boy: Ok, u won 20 bucks..
English
113Santa saw a beautiful girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what are you doing..?"
Santa : B.Com final year.
English |
71A kiss can be a comma,
a question mark
or an exclamation point.
That's basic spelling
that every woman ought to know.
- Mistinguette
English |
315Kiss is a key of love ,
love is a lock of marriage ,
marriage is a box of children,
children are problem of India.
See how much problem a kiss can do..
English |
304Boy: I can kiss u without touching u.
Gal: U can't.
Boy: Hv a bet - 20 bucks.
Gal: OK
Boy kisses the gal tightly on lips.
Gal: U touched me!
Boy: Ok, u won 20 bucks..
English
66You should never kiss a girl unless
you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and
her own VCR bacause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.
English |
73Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
- Vikas Umrao
Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated but
You can kiss me baby i am vaccinated..
English |
425Drink karo to aankhein laal,
Mehndi lagaao to haath laal,
Kiss karo to lips laal,
Pakde gaye to hips laal,
Bach gaye to jiyo mere laal.
Hindi
191Once a boy was asked
How u feel when a girl gives u a flying kiss..?
He said: I hate such lazy girls.
English |
316Sir: Kal school kyon nahi aaye.?
Boy: GirlFriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: Kisliye?
Boy: Yes Sir.
Sir: Mene poochha kisliye.?
Boy: Liye Sir bahut liye..
Hindi |
18328Do you know the meaning of DAIRYMILK..?
Darling Always I Remember You,
Meet Immediately for a Long Kiss.
That's why girls ask for DAIRYMILK..
English
128In INDIA a survey was done on how many girls wanted to kiss me.....
5% said YES
2% said NO
&
93% said
WOW! AGAIN!..
English
♥ Recommended for You »
- The Notepad Of Our Life May Not Be Backspaced But Yes ..
- Tu Mera Sapna Mera Armaan Hai Shaayad Tu Apni Ahmiyat Se ..
- Tu Chaand Hai Is Zameen Ka Aur Main Sooraj Yahi Wajah ..
- Chaand Mein Agar Noor Na Hota Tanha Dil Majboor Na Hota Hum ..
- I Have Again And Again Grown Like Grass I Have Experienced ..
- I Don T Worry About Terrorism I Was Married For Two Years ..
- English Grammar Teacher Woh Ladki Sab Ladko Se Hans Hans ..
- Kashmir Ki Romantic Waadiyon Mein Barfeeli Hawaaon Mein Jheel Ke Kinaare Baithe ..
- True Bravery Is To Arrive Home Fully Drunk A Late Night Out & And And Mom ..
- Mohabbat Mein Jigar Guzre Hain Aise Bhi Maqam Aksar Ke Khud ..
लाल बूढ़क्की छू..
anagram quiz
About Us
Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.
The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..
What's more
Quality Improvement Initiative
On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.
You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.