Kitnagussaaataahaijabkoibinaspaceskesmsbhejtahai
aurkitnamazaataahaijabkoibewakoofaankheinfaadfaad
karussmskopadhnekikoshishkartahai
aurfirmuskuraatahai..

24

Hindi
mani_16_teasing.jpg

Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
Socho..
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Khud baith kar dekho,
pata chal jaayega!

60

Hindi

Open with Love
mujhe tumse kuch kehna hai
wahi baat jo dil ko choo jaaye
wahi Love " id="link1" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke 3 akshar
3 Golden Words
"Sudhar Ja Naalayak.."

10

Hindi |

I met 7 angels & they wanted to meet an intelligent person,
I gave them UR Address.....
Dekha, unko kaisa Ullu banaayaa!!

91

Hindi

Birds + sky = lovely day
Forest + Animal = nature's gifts
Stars + Night = romantic night
You + Your Smile = Hai rabba..tussi v na bas, daraa hi dende ho.

61

Punjabi
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Naalaayaki ki 3 Nishaaniyan:
1. Hamesha free SMS padhte rehna.
2. Mobile incoming per lambi baat karna.
3. Neeche mat padhna.
Jo baat manaa karo wahi karna.

24

Hindi

Ki hoya je lag gayi usnu mehndi,
aapaan v sehra sajaawaange,
saanu pata si oh saade naseeb wich nahi,
hun usdi choti behen fasaawaange.

40

Punjabi

When God thought that he can't be everywhere
to take care of His children
He made Friends..
When devil thought that he can't be everywhere
he made Boyfriends..

10

English |

Doctors and nurses are waiting for an operation of a mental.
But operation not yet started..
Becoz mental patient busy in reading sms.
Jaldi padho.

01

Hindi

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got heart Attack..

60

English |

Earth may stop rotation
birds may stop flying
candles may stop melting
fishes may stop swimming
but your brain will never work..

20

English |

Kitnagussaaataahaijabkoibinaspaceskesmsbhejtahai
aurkitnamazaataahaijabkoibewakoofaankheinfaadfaad
karussmskopadhnekikoshishkartahai
aurfirmuskuraatahai..

24

Hindi

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