Hi stupid, hru?
Gussa na ho yaar,
STUPID means:
Super
Talented
Unique
Personality
In
Demand
Samajh aayaa??
Smiling now, u stupid!

60

English
mani_16_teasing.jpg

Mera dil itna bada hai......
itna bada hai.........
itna bada hai.........
itna bada hai.........
chal rehne de, tere mobile ka screen chota hai..!

80

Hindi

Mountaineering (Mountain Climbing) Summer Vacation Trip
Hurry..!! Limited Period Offer..!! Join Today..!!
Free Bedding..!! Free Meals..!! Free 24x7 Health Chek-Up..!!
.
.
Just a few hours climbing and rest vacation weeks in hospital..

11

English |

If 10 people in the world miss you,
I am one of them.
If 5 people miss you,
I am one of them.
If one person misses you,
that's me.
If no one misses you, it means
I have also other tasks to do
Mainu hor v kam ne..

30

English |

Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: Master mind.
U: Never mind.

31

English
spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg

I like three things:
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. YOU
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and YOU to..
Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?

40

English

Tum achche, imaandaar, sanskaarwaan,
sunder, sushil, sabhya, dimaagdaar
logon se dooor rehna,
warna woh bhi bigad jaayenge.

31

Hindi

DL9CN5875
DL08AS7724
DL03AA2305
DL08EE0026
HR011A0900
PB05AD2001
CH03AA5432
Itne gaur se kya dekh rahe ho?????
Kal subha in sab gaadiyon par kapdaa maar dena.

41

Hindi

In next 5 minutes
many National and International celebrities
will call YOU..!!
They all will ask my mobile number.
Please don't give, I am BUSY..Thanks..

30

English |

Girls are like Internet Viruses,
they ENTER ur life ,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their problems,
DELETE ur smile, and
HANG u forever..

50

English

I get so emotional when you are not around.
That emotion is called Happiness.

00

English |

Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo,
aankhon mein kaajal lagaana kaafi nahi hai,
gale mein neemboo-mirch bhi latkaayaa karo.

62

Hindi

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