00Santa was riding on horse.
He jumped the Red Light.
Policeman whisteled.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and said,
"Le kar le number note!!"
Hindi
00Tutor: Write ur father's name in english.
Santa wrote "Beautiful Red Underwear"
Tutor saw and asked - Are u mad or what?????
Santa : No, his name is Sunder Lal Chadda.
English
00Santa : Mobile mein recharge kar do.
Shopkeeper: Kitne ka..?
Santa : Rs. 10 ka.
Shopkeeper: 7 rs. ka talktime milega.
Santa : Koi gal nahi, 3 rs. da ''BHUJIA'' de do..
Hindi |
00Santa was riding on horse.
He jumped the Red Light.
Policeman whisteled.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and said,
"Le kar le number note!!"
Hindi
20Santa apni Wife ko ghur raha tha..
- Tarun Goma
Wife : Kya hua.. ??
..
.
.
.
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garam pani se kyun nahayi.. :P :D
Hindi |
00Accident ke baad.
Driver: Maine car ki headlight ON kar ke bataya tha ki
pehle mjhe nikalne do.
Santa : Maine bhi to wiper chala ke bataya tha ki 'na kaake na'.
Hindi
31Santa 5 min mein paper dekar examination hall se baahar aa gaya.
Teacher: paper nahi aata tha kya?
Santa : Aata tha, par who agle paper ki tyaari karni thi.
Hindi
00Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his passwords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,
'Incorrect username or password.'..
English |
00Santa was putting his head in a water tub.
Banta: What are you doing..?
Santa : It's not working
I am checking Puncture..
English |
10Santa ko sapne me kisi ne goli maar di!!
2nd day Santa ne apna bank account close karwa diya kyonki
bank mein likha tha - hum aapke sapno ko hakikat mein badal denge.
Hindi
10Santa went to the see Jurassic Park movie and
when he saw Dinosaurs approaching he covered his head in his seat.
Banta: Oye santea, ki hoyea..? Movie hi te hai.
Santa : Oye khoteya, Dinosaur nu thode pata hai ki movie hai..
Jaanwar da ki bharosa.
Punjabi |
00Kid : I need a burger.
Santa : But that's stale roti.
It becomes puffy as it expires..
English |
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