81Aapki yaad mein maine kalam uthaai,
liya kaagaz aur aapki tasveer banaai,
socha tha dil se lagaa ke rakhoonga use,
par woh to bachchon ko daraane ke kaam aai.
Hindi
30A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using thumb to read this sms !!!
English
50Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya
Baaraat + Baja = Dulha Aaya
Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya
Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago Bhago..Bhoot Aaya!!
Hindi
31Tum achche, imaandaar, sanskaarwaan,
sunder, sushil, sabhya, dimaagdaar
logon se dooor rehna,
warna woh bhi bigad jaayenge.
Hindi
40Let me test your maths
(u can read only one time, OK)
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+8
-7
+2
Q: How many times you pressed the button..?
English
43तेरी गलियों में न रखेंगे कदम आज के बाद
क्योंकि
कीचड़ बहुत हो जाती है बरसात के बाद ..
Hindi |
171Laughing at myself
I have a friend like You..
English |
30If i was a painter- you would be my Painting..
If i was an author- you would be my Story..
If i was a poet- you would be my Poem..
But unfortunately, i am a cartoonist.
English
816Human Evolution is a great thing
but sadly we still have fools around.
Happy April Fool's Day!
English |
20I am happy you are again late
I just now met someone..
English |
52U are a DOG.
gussa ho?????
DOG means Darling Of Girls
Happy ?????
has rahe ho?????
sach mein kutte ho.
Hindi
72Sms ki umeed laga rakhi hai
nazar mobile par tika rakhi hai
battery bhi full charge kar rakhi hai
magar sms aayega kaise
dosti kanjoosoon se jo bana rakhi hai..
Hindi |
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