Teacher: Please pay a little attention.
Student: I am paying as little as I can, sir.
Crushes are more beautiful than affairs
because there is no responsibility,
no worry, and no commitment
You just look at your crush and smile like an idiot ..
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!
Agar aap kahin jaldi mein jaa rahe hain
aur Kaali Billi aapke aage se guzar jaaye
to iska matlab
Kaali Billi aap se zyaada jaldi mein hai..
Commerce professor asks a student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business..?
Rajnikant's attitude as a student:
He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved al 150 and wrote:
RASCALLA ! CHECK ANY 100..
Question: What is height of flirting..?
Answer: When your love letter starts with,
"To whomsoever it may concern."
Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani..
They gave him a dice and said:
If you will get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you.
Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..?
Indian- Ludo nahi khela kya..?
Pati mobile, Patni Sim-card.
Dono mile to hua recharge.
Beta hua to incoming,
Beti hui to outgoing.
Agar kuch na hua to missed call.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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