Teacher: Please Pay A Little Attention. Student: I Am Paying As Quotes

Teacher: Please pay a little attention.
Student: I am paying as little as I can, sir.

A famous inspirational speaker said -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added -
'She was my mother.'
Applause & Laughter.
A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink he said loudly to his wife , in kitchen -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Standing for a moment
trying to recall the second half, he finally blurted out -
'I can't remember .'

Girl: Which laptop do you have..?
Boy: Eight-core processor, wxga LED display, 8GB RAM, 2TB HDD & 2GB graphics card.
And which one do you have..?
Girl: PINK wala..!

It is not the fall that kills you,
it is the sudden stop at the end.

A hair in the head is worth
two in the brush..

Haathi aur cheenti ki love marriage hui.
Doosre din hi haathi mar gaya.
Cheenti boli: Waah ri mohabbat ,
ek din love " id="link6" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke naam kiya aur
saari umar kabr khodne ka kaam diya!

If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.