मंगल ग्रह पर पानी मिलने की खबर सुन कर
संता नासा फ़ोन करता है .
संता : ओ जी यह मंगल पर पानी मिल गया आपको ..?
नासा : यस
संता : ओ जी मुबारक हो जी..इक्क बोतल पानी चाहिदा सी
नासा : सॉरी , वी कांट गिव
संता : ओह ले ..इतना पैसा खर्चा करके
पानी भी ढून्ढ लित्ता है ते दे वी नहीं रहे
बन्दा धोने क्या मंगल पे जाएगा ..

Mangal greh par paani milne ki khabar sun kar
Santa NASA phone karta hai.
Santa : O ji yeh mangal par paani mil gaya aapko..?
NASA: Yes
Santa : O ji mubaarak ho ji..Ikk botal paani chaahida si
NASA: Sorry, we can't give.
Santa : Oh le..itna paisa kharchaa karke
paani bhi dhoond litta hai te de v nahi rahe
banda dhone kya mangal pe jaayega..

00

Hindi |

Banta: Why do they throw their caps in the air at graduation ceremony.
Santa : That's what they have earned.
Banta: What will we throw in the air?
Santa : What we have earned.
Banta: And what is it?
Santa : Kudiyaan Di Juttiyaan ..

4127

Punjabi |

- Shinaakht -
Dhadkane rukne ka dum nahi bharti
har raat ke baad meri subha ho rahi hai

meelon safar karta jaa raha hu
fir bhi meri manzil nahi ho rahi hai

mehfil mein shirkat to bahut
magar koi guftgu nahi ho rahi hai

rooh ko meri dafna de koi
rafta-rafta jo kafan ho rahi hai

har shakhs ki yahi dua maula kismat badal
aatish se guzarne ki nahi himmat ho rahi hai

hain dard kai reh-reh kar bolte hain
sunaayein kisko aawaaz ro rahi hai

bhookh ab paet se poochti hai
kya teri bhi meri si haalat ho rahi hai

peele sone ki chamak ka kya karein
meri to tere se roshni ho rahi hai

ho rahi ruk-ruk kar baarish
kahin aur bhi teri wafa ho rahi hai

rukta jab chalna nahi aaya tha
ab to daud ho rahi hai

dum-e-dustoor ki tasveer umda thi bahut
aaj baazaar mein iski shinaakht ho rahi hai..

10

Urdu |

Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

102

English |

Ik maasoom kitaab ne jab kuch kehna chaha
kahin baarish hui, kahin sailaab aaya
boli khuda se
waah tune kya jahaan banaya
kaan to diye magar
sun-ne ka salikaa na aaya..

10

Hindi |

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