11Jack n Jill:
Jekwaa n Jilwaa..gaye upar hilwaa..pania bharan ke vaaste
jekwaa gir gawaa..ooka khopdi phoot gawa
aur jilwaa aawat ludkan poora raaste.
Hindi
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41Teacher: Beta, bataao to "TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA" shlok ka kya arth hai?
Student: Tum so jaao maa, main JYOTI ke paas jaa rahaaa hun....
Hindi
00The old farmer was driving home from town.
In descending a hill, the horse stumbled and fell,
and either.could not, or would not,
get to its feet again.
At last, the farmer spoke savagely:
"Get up or i will drive over you."
English |
20GST full form - गरीबों से टैक्स
Hindi |
20The first 5 days after the weekend
are always the hardest..
English |
10Ameer ka bachcha-Papa aj bohot garmi he!
Papa:Hum aaj he A/C lagwa lenge!
Gareeb ka bacha-PAPA aj kitni garmi h!
PAPA:Chal tujhe Ganja karwa deta hu.
Hindi
00Every takeoff is optional.
Every landing is mandatory.
English |
21Girl: Which laptop do you have..?
Boy: Eight-core processor, wxga LED display, 8GB RAM, 2TB HDD & 2GB graphics card.
And which one do you have..?
Girl: PINK wala..!
Hindi |
31Izhaar-e-Kadki = Paise ki Killat
1 Dost - Yaar aajkal GF se udhaar le kar
kaam chala raha hun.
2 Dost - Mere paas to cigarette
tak ke paise nahi hain..
Hindi |
302 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.
So which platform are you working on?
English
00Doctor (at door, to butler): Tell your master the doctor is here.
Butler: The master is in great pain, sir. He is receiving nobody.
English |
195Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.
Hindi
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