A kid asked Santa : Are you Punjabi?
Santa (proudly) : Yes.
Santa : But how do you know?
Kid : You are wearing a Kada.
Santa asks the kid : Are you Punjabi too?
Kid : Yes.
Santa : Do you drink Lassi daily?
Kid : No
Santa : Sorry, but then you are not a Punjabi.
Kid : Oh, I am Haryanvi.
Santa : Do you eat Ghee daily?
Kid : Yes
Santa (happily) : Yes, then you are Haryanvi..

00

English |

Ibaadat-gaah ke hajoom se na dhoka ho rishi
suna hai malik-e-do-jahan tere seene mein bhi hai..

00

Urdu |

Tamaam umar main unki chaukhat pe tha
unhone nazar bhar dekha bhi na
aaj ruksat hun jahaan se to
humein seene se lagaaye baithe hain..

02

Hindi |

जो पी रहे थे हमारे साथ
उनका जाम अभी बाकी है
गोलियाँ चलीं ज़रूर हैं मगर
इन्तक़ाम अभी बाकी है ।

11

Hindi |

What magic can a million dollars do
when gazed over, touched, or even hugged
to someone who is mesmerized
by your simple smile..

11

English |

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