Santa got a new job:
1st day he worked till evening .
Boss was happy and asked what u did till evening ?
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in right order,
i made it correct.....
Santa went to a museum, there he broke a statue.
Officer: You have broken a 5000 year old statue.
Santa : Thank GOD ! I thought it's new.
Santa went to doctor to loose weight.
Doctor: If you will run eight kilometers a day for 300 days, you will loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days,
Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
Santa : I'm 2400 kms from home..
Santa : Jaldi ek glass juice do ladaai hone waali hai.
.Ek glass peene ke baad,.
Santa : Ek glass aur do ladaai hone waali hai.
Juice-wala: Ladaai kab hone waali hai..?
Santa : Jab tu paise maangega..
Santa and doctor loves the same girl.
Santa gives her an apple daily.
Girl surprised and asked why.
Santa : An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Santa went to the see Jurassic Park movie and
when he saw Dinosaurs approaching he covered his head in his seat.
Banta: Oye santea, ki hoyea..? Movie hi te hai.
Santa : Oye khoteya, Dinosaur nu thode pata hai ki movie hai..
Jaanwar da ki bharosa.
Santa Junior: Mummy, kal raati jado main
bathroom da darwaaja kholeyaa te light aape hi jag pai.
Mummy: Oye Khoteyaa, tu fer fridge wich susu kar ditta..
Banta: What is Target credit card breach..?
Santa : It is the target to breach credit cards.
Santa : Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made.
The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it..?
Banta: Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top,
how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open..?
How did Santa tried to kill a bird..?
He took it to the top of a building &
dropped it from there to die..
Santa 5 min mein paper dekar examination hall se baahar aa gaya.
Teacher: paper nahi aata tha kya?
Santa : Aata tha, par who agle paper ki tyaari karni thi.
Santa : Aaj maine paani ko ullu bana dia.
Banta: Paani ko ullu..? Woh kaise..?
Santa : Oye! Subah maine paani garam kiya aur fir thande paani se naha liya..
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