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English

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If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.

20

English |

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
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Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha....
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nehi karte.....
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Girl: Saale.... Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi.. :P

- Tarun Goma

10

Hindi |

आज मैं सोच रहा था
जब बिना शादी क़े
बुआ और चाचा बना जा सकता है तो
बिना शादी के फूफा और चाची
क्यों नहीं बन सकते .. ??

- Krishna Yadav
11

Hindi |

Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.

20

English |

Someday u'll forget abt me..
my name.. my voice..
who i am and who i am to u..
and if that ever happens..
teri kasam khoon-kharaabaa ho jaayegaa..

03

Hindi

Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.

140

English

God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..

40

English |

Dialogue by a boy in Love :
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun.."
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Later he realised:
" Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi..."

Details:
This SMS reminds us of the days when at exam times we used to pray to God for good scores.

Recepients:
To Friends..

Timing:
Any time of the year. Also at exam times.

- Sumit Nigam

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Hindi |

Height of Confidence
All the aeronautics professors were called and
they were asked to sit in an aeroplane.
After they sat, they were told that
the plane was made by their students.
All of them hurried out of the plane but
only one of them didn't move.
He said: If it's made by my students,
it won't even start..!

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English |

Three signs that a person is working in Coporate:
1. Stressed
2. Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed..

40

English |

Galat nazar se dekhoge
to har jagah kharaabi lagegi
aur sahi nazar se dekhoge
to har sunder ladki tumhaari bhabhi lagegi.
tumhaaraa bhai.

11

Hindi

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