Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

22

English
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You are walking on a long weak bridge,
it's really scary and you are afraid.
You saw me & asked my help.
But i said i am sorry, i can't.
You never realised i am busy
holding that bridge for you..

20

English

One should never laugh upon anyone
seeing their present condition as
the enormous power of time
can turn simple coal to diamond..

10

English |

रैली करके आइए
मज़मे लगाइए
गंगा में डुबकी लगा
सारे पाप धो आइए
कोविड महामारी बढ़े
तो जनता कर्फ्यू लगाइए।
#वाहचाचा

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104

Hindi |

Manzil to teri yahi thi,
bas zindagi guzar gayi yahaan aate-aate,
kya mila tujhe is duniya se,
apno ne hi jala diya jaate-jaate..

6425

Hindi |
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A Bird siting on tree is not afraid of the branch breaking
because
his trust is NOT on the Branch bt on its OWN WINGS!
Belive in urself & win the World !

20

English

मैं देता रहा दलीलें इंसाफ की उम्मीद में
मगर वो भी क्या कम थे
हर बार हमारी उम्र को तजुर्बे से जोड़ देते थे ..

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10

Hindi |

The biggest mistake by human beings:
Listening half, understanding quarter, telling double..

11

English |

Learn to Laugh
Learn to Love
Learn to Drink
Learn to Share
Learn to See
But learning shall not take you anywhere
But then how shall you learn this..

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51

English |

सदा तो धूप के हाथों में ही परचम नहीं होता,
खुशी के घर में भी बोलो कभी क्या ग़म नहीं होता..?
फक़त एक आदमी के वास्ते जग छोड़ने वालो,
फक़त उस आदमी से ये ज़माना कम नहीं होता..!

- Vikas Umrao

152

Hindi |

तेरी हर करतूत मेरी नज़र में है
इंसान वो जो जान ले मंज़िल क़ब्र में है ..

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Hindi |

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