Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

22

English

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If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe,
he'll believe you.
But if you tell him a bench has just been painted,
he'll have to touch it to be sure.

10

English |

If someone leaves without a reason,
don’t let them come back with an excuse!

10

English |

Somebody Asked GOD :
I Want Peace.
GOD replied:
Remove The I, That Is Ego.
Remove The Want, Desire & Peace will Be Automatically there.

11

English

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Three Things to Watch:
Beauty, Behaviour, Action
Three Things to Control:
Tongue, Temper, Temptation
Three Things to LOVE :
Purity, Honesty, Hard Work
Now send it to Three lazy people as i did..

13

English |

Meri gurbat ne udaaya hai mere fun ka mazaq,
teri daulat ne tere aeb chupa rakhe hain..

194

Urdu |

Satisfaction is the highest level of happiness and
it is easily attained when you have no expectation..

00

English

Kal rat mere dost ke DADA G uske sapne me aaye aur kaha
"Bachho Dil khol kar PAAP karo"

Qki..

Narak me bilkul jagah nahi hai,
Hum khud diwaro pe baithe hain..

- Hemant Singh

112

Hindi |

Mujhe Itni Sari Mohabbate Mili Huyi Hai
In Do Chaar Nafraton Se Mera Kuch Nahi Jata..

- Ravan
00

Hindi |

What you will do if one day
whole world will be on one side and
you on opposite..??
.....
?????
Just turn back and
you will be the leader of the whole world !!

30

English

Na maadaa khaayie,
na maadaa paayie,
na maadaa sochiye,
na maadaa lochiye,
na maadaa kahiye,
na maadaa sahiye,
bas
rabb di razaa wich rahiye..

6217

Punjabi |

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