22Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.
English
10If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe,
he'll believe you.
But if you tell him a bench has just been painted,
he'll have to touch it to be sure.
English |
10If someone leaves without a reason,
don’t let them come back with an excuse!
English |
11Somebody Asked GOD :
I Want Peace.
GOD replied:
Remove The I, That Is Ego.
Remove The Want, Desire & Peace will Be Automatically there.
English
131Dil ki mehfil mein ujaala kijiye,
roz pyaar bhare message kiya kijiye,
zindagi khoobsurat ban jaayegi dear..
apno ke liye thoda waqt nikaala kijiye.
Hindi
13Three Things to Watch:
Beauty, Behaviour, Action
Three Things to Control:
Tongue, Temper, Temptation
Three Things to LOVE :
Purity, Honesty, Hard Work
Now send it to Three lazy people as i did..
English |
194Meri gurbat ne udaaya hai mere fun ka mazaq,
teri daulat ne tere aeb chupa rakhe hain..
Urdu |
00Satisfaction is the highest level of happiness and
it is easily attained when you have no expectation..
English
112Kal rat mere dost ke DADA G uske sapne me aaye aur kaha
- Hemant Singh
"Bachho Dil khol kar PAAP karo"
Qki..
Narak me bilkul jagah nahi hai,
Hum khud diwaro pe baithe hain..
Hindi |
00Mujhe Itni Sari Mohabbate Mili Huyi Hai
- Ravan
In Do Chaar Nafraton Se Mera Kuch Nahi Jata..
Hindi |
30What you will do if one day
whole world will be on one side and
you on opposite..??
.....
?????
Just turn back and
you will be the leader of the whole world !!
English
6217Na maadaa khaayie,
na maadaa paayie,
na maadaa sochiye,
na maadaa lochiye,
na maadaa kahiye,
na maadaa sahiye,
bas
rabb di razaa wich rahiye..
Punjabi |
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