Captain of military: Naujawaan, aage badho.
Ek sardaar aage nahi badhta.
Captain: Tum aage kyon nahi badhaa, jawaan.
Sardaar: Aapne kaha 9 jawaan aage badho,
main 10ve number per hun.
Why did Santa put the new January calendar in the freezer.......??????- Vidhi
Because he want his new year to start in a cool way........
Santa got a Mercedes Benz on his birthday.
But he is not driving.
He don't want to sit on Driver's Seat..!!
Santa wanted to make an STD call to Hoshiyarpur
but it was too expensive.
Can u guess what he did..?
He went to hosiyarpur and
made a local call.
Bolo tara ra ra..!!
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