Santa to nauker: Ped-podho ko paani daal de.
Nauker: Saabji, baahar to baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa : Abey paagal, to chattri le ke daal de!

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Hindi

Captain of military: Naujawaan, aage badho.
Ek sardaar aage nahi badhta.
Captain: Tum aage kyon nahi badhaa, jawaan.
Sardaar: Aapne kaha 9 jawaan aage badho,
main 10ve number per hun.

10

Hindi

Why did Santa put the new January calendar in the freezer.......??????
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Because he want his new year to start in a cool way........

- Vidhi

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English |

Santa made a call to airpport and asks,
"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"
Receptionist: One second, Sir.
Santa disconnects the call the says,
"Inhe te peg laaya hoeya ae!"

10

Punjabi

Santa : Oye! murge di tang kithe aa..?
Waiter: Sir, murga langda tha.
Santa : Aur dil?
Waiter: Sir, woh murgi le gai.
Santa frustrated: Abey dimaag to hoga..?
Waiter: Sir, Murga bhi sardaar tha.

01

Punjabi

Santa gives dictation test to the students.
Last bench students said that they are unable to hear,
so Santa replied,
"Ok i will write on the board."

00

English

Santa got a Mercedes Benz on his birthday.
But he is not driving.
Why..?
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He don't want to sit on Driver's Seat..!!

00

English |

Santa joined Army, given ak-47, puzzeled Santa asks Major,
"Sir, is bandook ki nali saamne rakhun ya ulta?"
Major: Kisi bhi tarah rakho, faayedaa desh ka hi hoga.

00

Hindi

Santa underwear lene gaya.
Dukaandaar ne usko Rs. 500 ka underwear dikhaya.
Santa : Roz pehn-ne wala de,
party wear nahi chaahiye.

10

Hindi

Santa : Insaan ko zindagi mein koi bhi problem ho to
kiske paas jaana chaahiye?
Banta: Kisaan ke paas.
Santa : Kyon?
Banta: Uske paas HAL hota hai.

10

Hindi

Santa wanted to make an STD call to Hoshiyarpur
but it was too expensive.
Can u guess what he did..?
He went to hosiyarpur and
made a local call.
Bolo tara ra ra..!!

01

English

Santa proposed a girl.......
Girl: I am one year elder to u.
Santa : Oye, no problem sohniye, I will marry u next year.

00

English