Ek Msg Roz, Keep D Friends Close, Ek Din Mein Paanch, Quotes

Jab tumhe uparwaale ne tapkaayaa hoga,
bahut mazaa aayaa hoga,
hansi di bachcho waali,
surat di bholi bhaali,
mizaaz diya cool..
per dimaag gayaa bhool..!

In a jungle two tigers running,
four elephants sleeping,
five crocodiles waiting,
ten parrots flying and
one lion sending message
to a cute chimpanzee.

Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
Socho..
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Khud baith kar dekho,
pata chal jaayega!

Aap kaise hain,
main yahaan kushal mangal se hun,
ab aapki tabeeyat kaisi hai,
gaaon mein barsaat hui ki nahi,
aur maaji babuji kaise hain,
gudiya ki padhaai ke liye paise ka intezaam hua?
bahu se kehna sabhi ka khayaal rakhe.
abhi zameen ka batwaaraa hua ke nahi.
kajaariya gaai kaisi hai?
chaupaal par kusroo chacha ko mera jai raam kehna.
bitiya ki shaadi ke liye paise jodna shuru kar do,
ab sayaani ho gayi hai.
tumhaaraa dooor ka paas waala dadu.
Jawaab dena.

Jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh...........
Cute......Intelligent.........Cool
nahi hai to kya hua
jisne bheja woh to hai!!