Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.



A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.



Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..


English |

Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.



Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.



Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.



Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.



Evolution of man:
Shaadi ke pehle: Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad: Coolie No. 1
Shaadi ke pehle: Maine pyaar kiya
Shaadi ke baad: Yeh maine kya kiya
Shaadi ke pehle: Jaaneman mat jaao
Shaadi ke baad: Jaan mat khaao
Shaadi ke pehle: Tum bin raha na jaaye
Shaadi ke baad: Tum ko sahaa na jaaye
Shaadi ke pehle: Kuch to bolo
Shaadi ke baad: Kabhi chup bhi ho jaaya karo
Shaadi ke pehle: I LOVE U
Shaadi ke baad: Aaj fir aaloo
Shaadi ke pehle: Milne kab aaogi
Shaadi ke baad: Maaike kab jaaogi



When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.



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