Digital India ka bol-bala hai
Videocon, Rotomac, IL&FS, Bhushan Steel
har din ek naya bank ghotala hai
nirav modi, lalit modi, mehul choksi, naresh goyal aur mallaya jaise khatmalon ko
pakad salaakhon ke peeche pahunchana hai
370 aur 35A ko aakhir-kaar hataana hai
lakshya bade hain aur hai bada jan-aadesh
mitron jaane kab tak umeedon par jeete jaana hai..
Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.
Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband : Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.
Specially for Valentine's day- Tarun Goma
Wife (waking up from her sleep ): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband : Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
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