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First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

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English

Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.

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Punjabi

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

10

English

Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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English

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