10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
00Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..
English |
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
00Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
English
00Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!
English
00It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
English
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
00Husband to Wife : Yeh lo dear, a rose for you.
Wife : Kya baat hai, aaj bahut pyaar aa raha hai.
Husband : Ek dost ki shav-yatra mein gaya tha
bas wahi se leta aa raha hun..
Hindi |
01Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
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