Santa : Phone per itni dhimi aawaaz mein
kis-se baat kar rahe ho..?
Banta: Behan hai.
Santa : To fir itni dhimi aawaaz mein kyun..?
Banta: Teri hai.

40

Hindi

Santa at petrol pump: Bhai 1 Rs. ka petrol daal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalwa kar kahan jaoge.
Santa : Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise udaate hain..

10

Hindi |

Santa : Banto ji, yeh roasted chicken
taa waise bada tasty hai,
par thoda ajeeb sa kyon lag rahaa hai?
Banto: Thoda jal gayaa si ji,
is lai dettol lagaa ditti.

00

Punjabi

TV reporter to Santa : Can you tell me
how many jokes are there on you?
Santa : Hardly 2 or max 3,
the rest are all true stories.

10

English

Santa was caught for speeding and produced in court.
Judge asked: 30 days or 300 rupees?
Santa replied: I will take money.

00

English

Driver: Sir, petrol khatam ho gaya hai, gaadi aage nahi jaa sakti.
Santa : Chalo phir waapis le chalo, ghar chalte hain.

00

Hindi |

Santa Junior: Mummy, kal raati jado main
bathroom da darwaaja kholeyaa te light aape hi jag pai.
Mummy: Oye Khoteyaa, tu fer fridge wich susu kar ditta..

20

Punjabi

Santa & Banta were having dinner.
Banta - Pass the wine, you divine.
Santa thought, how poetic.
So he replied - Pass the custard, you bastard..

00

English |

Santa saw a beautiful girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what are you doing..?"
Santa : B.Com final year.

113

English |

Santa jalebi bech raha tha magar keh raha tha:
Aaloo le lo..Aaloo..
Banta bola: Par yeh to jalebi hai.
Santa : Chup ho ja warna makhiaan aa jaaengi.

10

Hindi

Santa wanted to become as famous as Newton.
So he wrote down The Fourth Law of Motion:
Loose Motion can never be done in Slow Motion!

00

English |

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