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Mere bazurgon ka saya tha jab talak mujh par
main apni umar se chota dikhayi deta tha..

44

Hindi |

Who are we to say:
Who is Hindu??
Who is Muslim??
When there is ALI in diwALI n
RAM in RAMzaan..
UNITE MANKIND..

00

English

Never Forget Three People In Your Life :
1. Who HELPED you in difficult times,
2. Who LEFT you in difficult times,
3. Who PUT you in difficult times..

40

English |

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Dowry stands for
D - Donkeys
O - Of the first order
W - Who can't stand on their feet
R - Rely on their wives riches
Y - Yet shameless

10

English |

A person in solitude is subject to
all kinds of doubts and uncertainties at every moment.
Hence, the company of the holy and virtuous should be sought.

00

English |

पानी आँखों का मरा, मरी शर्म और लाज !
कहे बहू अब सास से, घर में मेरा राज !!

भाई भी करता नहीं, भाई पर विश्वास !
बहन पराई हो गयी, साली खासमखास !!

मंदिर में पूजा करें, घर में करें कलेश !
बापू तो बोझा लगे, पत्थर लगे गणेश !!

बचे कहाँ अब शेष हैं, दया, धर्म, ईमान !
पत्थर के भगवान हैं, पत्थर दिल इंसान !!

पत्थर के भगवान को, लगते छप्पन भोग !
मर जाते फुटपाथ पर, भूखे - प्यासे लोग !!

फैला है पाखंड का, अन्धकार सब ओर !
पापी करते जागरण, मचा - मचा कर शोर !!

पहन मुखौटा धर्म का, करते दिन भर पाप!
भंडारे करते फिरें, घर में भूखा बाप !!

4222

Hindi |

A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

40

English |

मैं देता रहा दलीलें इंसाफ की उम्मीद में
मगर वो भी क्या कम थे
हर बार हमारी उम्र को तजुर्बे से जोड़ देते थे ..

10

Hindi |

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge,
argument is an exchange of ignorance..

24

English |

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