Hasti thi hasti thi
Baalon ko lehraati thi
dekh kar sharmati thi,
kuch soch kar phir muskurati thi
aaj pataa chala
Saali PAAGAL thi.

40

Hindi
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Jack n Jill:
Jekwaa n Jilwaa..gaye upar hilwaa..pania bharan ke vaaste
jekwaa gir gawaa..ooka khopdi phoot gawa
aur jilwaa aawat ludkan poora raaste.

11

Hindi

धोखा मिला जब प्यार में
ज़िन्दगी में उदासी छा गई
सोचा था छोड़ देंगे इस राह को
कम्बख्त उसी दिन मोहल्ले में दूसरी आ गई ..

190

Hindi |

Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.

140

English

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush Your Teeth.

32

English |

Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell-a- Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE..

02

English |

आज मैं सोच रहा था
जब बिना शादी क़े
बुआ और चाचा बना जा सकता है तो
बिना शादी के फूफा और चाची
क्यों नहीं बन सकते .. ??

- Krishna Yadav

11

Hindi |

Na Dekh Aasman ko itni Hasrat se..

ae insaan


Kisi Parindey ne Muh pe Potty Kar Di toh Sari Hasrat Nikal Jayegi..

85

Urdu |

The ultimate key to relieve oneself
of all tensions has been discovered
by the Punjabis..
It is called
.
.
SAANU KEY..

387

Punjabi |

Teacher asks a kid: What are the two latest versions of Java..?
Kid says: Marjava and Mitjava.

40

English

Height of Confidence
All the aeronautics professors were called and
they were asked to sit in an aeroplane.
After they sat, they were told that
the plane was made by their students.
All of them hurried out of the plane but
only one of them didn't move.
He said: If it's made by my students,
it won't even start..!

00

English |

Agar aap kahin jaldi mein jaa rahe hain
aur Kaali Billi aapke aage se guzar jaaye
to iska matlab
Kaali Billi aap se zyaada jaldi mein hai..

00

Hindi |

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