00Why smart people always say they are busy?
Think.
I will tell you later,
right now i am busy..
English
40TT : BABA, kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : jaha Ram ka janma hua tha.
TT : Ticket dikhao
Sadhu : nahi he
TT : To chalo
Sadhu : kaha?
TT : Jaha Krishna ka janma hua tha..
Hindi
10Santa ek jyotish ke paas kundali (horoscope) dikhaane gaya.
Jyotish: Tera naam Santa hai.
Santa : Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 ladki aur 1 ladka hai.
Santa : Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kg rice khareede hain.
Santa : Maharaj ki jai ho.
Jyotish: Bewakoof ! Kundali dikha, Ration Card nahi..
Hindi |
40Boy to other boy:-
- Hemant Singh
Why you are flirting that girl, she already has a boy friend ..
Awesome Reply:-
Khali kursi pe to koi bhi baith sakta hai,
dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..
Hindi |
711Boy: plz ek baar i love u bol de.
Girl: nahi mujhe sharam aati hai.
Boy: bol do na plz.
Girl: Dhattt.....
Boy: Plz ek baar..... dekh le..... behen nahi hai.
Hindi
10A small boy wrote letter to Shivji:
Oh my dear God , please give me a bicycle.
One week passed. Usko cycle nahi mili.
Tab usne Ganesh ji ki moorti dekhi aur
use apne ghar le aaya.
Again he wrote a letter..
Mr Shivji, aapka beta mere kabze mein hai,
agar beta chaahiye to give me a bicycle in 24 hours..
Hindi
0375 years old lady ne newspaper mein ad diya,
Zaroorat_e_Rishta
After some days a letter arrived,
"Iss umar mein Rishte nahi, Farishte aate hain.."
Urdu |
140Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.
English
00Rice is great if you're really hungry and
want to eat two thousand of something.
English |
20Boy to Girl: I Love You..
Girl: I am engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend too.
Boy (After thinking for a while): Dekh le agar kahin adjust hota hun to..
Hindi |
21I am on a Mission.
Mission to avoid you,
to forget you,
to get rid of you,
to not to talk or meet you,
in short - Mission Impossible..
English |
6619Kal raat chand dekhney ke baad mainey chand se pucha ki
dekha meri 'jaan sa haseen' chand ne kaha:
Pehli gal: inni doroo kuch disda nahi.
Duji gal: mein tuhade pio da naukar nai .
Teeji teh akhri gal: ae KANJAR - KALESH thalle hi rakheya karo,
mere kol leke na aya karo.
Punjabi |
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