इत्मीनान से देखिये
मैं तुम जैसा ही हूँ ..

01

Hindi |

यह मौत भी अजीब दोस्त है
कहीं तो बिना बुलाये ही आ जाती है
और कहीं सदियों का इंतज़ार है..

22

Hindi |

मंगल ग्रह पर पानी मिलने की खबर सुन कर
संता नासा फ़ोन करता है .
संता : ओ जी यह मंगल पर पानी मिल गया आपको ..?
नासा : यस
संता : ओ जी मुबारक हो जी..इक्क बोतल पानी चाहिदा सी
नासा : सॉरी , वी कांट गिव
संता : ओह ले ..इतना पैसा खर्चा करके
पानी भी ढून्ढ लित्ता है ते दे वी नहीं रहे
बन्दा धोने क्या मंगल पे जाएगा ..

Mangal greh par paani milne ki khabar sun kar
Santa NASA phone karta hai.
Santa : O ji yeh mangal par paani mil gaya aapko..?
NASA: Yes
Santa : O ji mubaarak ho ji..Ikk botal paani chaahida si
NASA: Sorry, we can't give.
Santa : Oh le..itna paisa kharchaa karke
paani bhi dhoond litta hai te de v nahi rahe
banda dhone kya mangal pe jaayega..

00

Hindi |

उनके खत मैं पढ़ता भी तो कैसे
स्याही नहीं वो जज़्बातों से लिखते थे
सच कहने सुनने से दुःख होता
इसलिए मख़मली ख़्वाबों के पुलिंदे सीते थे ..

60

Hindi |

There is no need to worry & repent
as long as you are true
to your true self
without hurting anyone..

00

English |

Ajab teri mehfil ka lutf hai zaalim,
kare kya rishi ke
saleeka bhi nahi aata
thirakna bhi nahi aata..

00

Urdu |

A kid asked Santa : Are you Punjabi?
Santa (proudly) : Yes.
Santa : But how do you know?
Kid : You are wearing a Kada.
Santa asks the kid : Are you Punjabi too?
Kid : Yes.
Santa : Do you drink Lassi daily?
Kid : No
Santa : Sorry, but then you are not a Punjabi.
Kid : Oh, I am Haryanvi.
Santa : Do you eat Ghee daily?
Kid : Yes
Santa (happily) : Yes, then you are Haryanvi..

00

English |

दहन पुतलों का ही नहीं
बुरे विचारों का भी करना होगा
श्री राम का करके स्मरण
हर रावण से लड़ना होगा ||

98

Hindi |

Ghumakkad hun aaj bhi,
kuch aisi hi fitrat hai,
har manzil ke baad
main fir karwaan mein hun..

घुमक्कड़ हूँ आज भी ,
कुछ ऐसी ही फितरत है ,
हर मंज़िल के बाद
मैं फिर कारवां में हूँ ..

40

Hindi |

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