Government promised jiske 5 bachche hain oose ghar degi.
Santa ke 3, usne Wife se kaha: Padosan ke 2 bhi mere hain,
unko lata hun.
Lane ke baad:
Santa : Apne 3 kaha gaye?
Wife : Jinke the woh le gaye.

00

Hindi

Santa & Banta were having dinner.
Banta - Pass the wine, you divine.
Santa thought, how poetic.
So he replied - Pass the custard, you bastard..

00

English |

Santa : Mere 4 beto me se 3 to engineer ban gaye,
Lekin kambakht ek DAAKU ban gaya.
Banta: To usko ghar se nikal do,
Santa : Yai to dikkat hai,
kama ke To sirf wahi lata hai.

01

Hindi

Santa first time travelling in plane.
Plane began to run on run-way.
Santa got angry and said,
"Saalio, jahaaz ta agge hi char ghante late aa,
te tussi sadko-sadki paa liya."

10

Punjabi

Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his passwords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,
'Incorrect username or password.'..

00

English |

Santa was caught for speeding and produced in court.
Judge asked: 30 days or 300 rupees?
Santa replied: I will take money.

00

English

Santa dials a number and a girl receives his call-
Santa : Who's this?
Girl: Main Sita.
Santa : Navaa seaapaa, main taan ludhiyaane keeta si,
eh taan ayodhya mil gayaa.

00

Hindi

Why did Santa put the new January calendar in the freezer.......??????
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Because he want his new year to start in a cool way........

- Vidhi
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English |

Santa went to the see Jurassic Park movie and
when he saw Dinosaurs approaching he covered his head in his seat.
Banta: Oye santea, ki hoyea..? Movie hi te hai.
Santa : Oye khoteya, Dinosaur nu thode pata hai ki movie hai..
Jaanwar da ki bharosa.

10

Punjabi |

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