Santa Baraf Ka Tukda Haath Mein Le Kar Gaur Se Dekh Quotes

Santa baraf ka tukda haath mein le kar
gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta asked: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : Dekh raha hun leak kaha se ho raha hai..

Santa was experimenting with a cockroach.
He cut one of his legs and told it to walk.
The cockroach began moving slowly.
He continued till all legs were cut.
Then he told it to walk, but it didn't move.
So he wrote the inference:
If all the legs of a cockroach were cut,
it loses it's ability to hear.

10 people beating a sardaar,
but he was laughing..
A man asked,
"Why are you laughing?"
Sardaar: Main Joginder hun,
yeh log mujhe Parminder samajh ke maar rahe hain!!

Santa saw a beautiful girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what are you doing..?"
Santa : B.Com final year.

Santa in a Bank Test..
Q: What is a Cyclone?



Santa answers: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle....!"

Santa -Tu udaas kyu hai?

Kal to teri shadi hai

Banta-ladki walo ne kaha hai ki "Barat kam lana"

Santa -to?

Banta-Pata ni Papa muJhe le Jayenge ki ni

Tutor: Write ur father's name in english.
Santa wrote "Beautiful Red Underwear"
Tutor saw and asked - Are u mad or what?????
Santa : No, his name is Sunder Lal Chadda.