Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :
2. Wife .
One brings You in this World Crying,
Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!
Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?
The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.
Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....
A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)
First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?
Husband to Wife : Yeh lo dear, a rose for you.
Wife : Kya baat hai, aaj bahut pyaar aa raha hai.
Husband : Ek dost ki shav-yatra mein gaya tha
bas wahi se leta aa raha hun..
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
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