Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :

1. Mother.

2. Wife .

One brings You in this World Crying,


Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!




Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?


English |

Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....



A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)


English |

First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.



Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?



Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.



Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.



She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.



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