Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


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Msg kya padh rahe ho..


Zooby ko bachao. Woh doob jayegi.

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Hindi
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Funny Slogans
RTO - Donate blood, but not on road.
Forest Deptt. - Shoot birds with camera,
not with guns.
Kingfisher - Fly with us, not on plane,
but with Beer..

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English |

They keep saying the right person will come along;
I think a truck hit mine.

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English |

God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..

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English |

Banana: Why are you crying?
Apple: All of them cut and eat me.
Banana: Poda! You are better than me.
All of them remove my dress & eat me.

62

English

If each day is a gift,
I would like to know where I can return mondays..

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English |

Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.

01

Hindi

You love someone..you marry someone else..
the one you marry becomes your wife or husband ..
and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.

11

English

Physics would have been much, much easier
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if
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if
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the tree itself had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple!

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English |

आज मैं सोच रहा था
जब बिना शादी क़े
बुआ और चाचा बना जा सकता है तो
बिना शादी के फूफा और चाची
क्यों नहीं बन सकते .. ??

- Krishna Yadav

11

Hindi |

Haathi aur cheenti ki love marriage hui.
Doosre din hi haathi mar gaya.
Cheenti boli: Waah ri mohabbat ,
ek din love " id="link8" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke naam kiya aur
saari umar kabr khodne ka kaam diya!

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Hindi

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