35Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
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Msg kya padh rahe ho..
Zooby ko bachao. Woh doob jayegi.
Hindi
01Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.
Hindi
00Two astrophysicists are discussing their research in a bar one evening
when a drunk who has been sitting and listening in at the next seat
turns and says, in a very worried voice,
"What was that you just said!!??"
"We were discussing stellar evolution, and I said to my colleague here
that the Sun would run out of nuclear fuel and turn into a red giant
star in about 5 billion years, possibly melting the Earth."
"Whew!!," says the drunk,
"You really had me worried. I thought you said 5 million."
English |
20If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.
English |
01I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
English |
10Indian Air Force - IAF pilots training camp advice:
"Always try to keep the number
of landings you make
equal to the number of take
offs you make."
English |
22Haathi aur cheenti ki love marriage hui.
Doosre din hi haathi mar gaya.
Cheenti boli: Waah ri mohabbat ,
ek din love " id="link4" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke naam kiya aur
saari umar kabr khodne ka kaam diya!
Hindi
146Ek aadmi STD shop per phone karne jaata hai
aur STD waale ko 2 thappad maarta hai. Kyon..?????
Kyonki STD shop ke baahar likha tha,
dial karne se pehle 2 lagaayein.
Hindi
20Rekha, too, has been nominated to Rajya Sabha. Now it makes a full Nirma detergent team :
Hema,
Rekha,
Jaya
aur
Sushma!
Sabki Pasand NIRMAA!
Hindi
40Teacher to student: A=B, B=C so A=C,
Now tell me an example just like that
Student: I love u, u love ur daughter ,
so I love ur daughter .
English
30Dr. to patient's Friend : Agar ek ghanta pehle le aate
to shaayad hum ise bacha lete.
Friend : Abe saale, 15 minute pehle to accidnt hua hai.
Hindi
10To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire
English |
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