If You Want Your Spouse To Listen And Pay Strict Quotes

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.

First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"