Santa ne apni nayi girlfriend k
kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur
bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u"
Girlfriend-"zor se Bolo''
Santa -"JAI MATA DI"



Santa in a Bank Test..
Q: What is a Cyclone?

Santa answers: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle....!"


English |

How did Santa tried to kill a bird..?
He took it to the top of a building &
dropped it from there to die..



How a romantic jatt will propose a girl?????
Teri boothi local bus wargi, mera ticket kataaun nu jee kardaa,
teri tor ni sohniye meri majh vargi, mera sangal paun nu jee kardaa.



Santa : Aaj mere paas paisa hai,
business hai, bangla hai,
tere paas kya hai?
Banta: Mere paas bhi paisa hai,
busines hai, bangla hai.
Santa : Oye kambakht, fir humaari maa kiske paas hai?



Santa apni pockets mein pathar daal ke ghoom raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha: Aisa kyon kar rahe ho..?
Santa : Is duniya mein usi ki qadar hoti hai, jiski jeb bhaari hoti hai..


Hindi |

Santa ki girlfrnd romantic mood me...
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai.. Aa jao..!!
Santa - tu mere ghar aaja,
mere ghar sab log hai,
Tera man lag jayega...!!



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