10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
10Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
03Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.
English
11Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.
Hindi
00A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
English
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
20While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..
English
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
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