Young Generation Ko Sabse Zada Tention Kab Hoti Hai??? Jab Wo Quotes

Young generation ko sabse zada tention kab hoti hai???
Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile mummy k pas ho..
mummy hum sirf dost hain!

Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year ,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday.
Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months..

A guy sits next to a lady and a dog.
The man asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The lady answers, "Never!"
The man reaches out to pet the dog,
and the dog bites his hand.
The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The woman replies, "He doesn't. That's not my dog."

Guy in pub, with gal frnd...


Suddenly, he says:''I love U.!''


Gal frnd asks:''Is that U or the beer talking?''


He replies:''Its me Talking to the BEER.!!

Dil aur Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq Hai
K Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte Hain
aur Is Dil mein SIRF
Aap
KI
"BHABHI" Rehti hai,
saalo har jagah khud ko mat ghusaya karo.

A kid went late for school.
Teacher : Why are you late ?
Kid : Madam, my parents were fighting.
Teacher: So what If they were fighting,
still you could have come on time.
Kid : Actually, my one shoe had been taken by dad and other by mom.

Doctor paagal se: Yeh chithi tum kise likh rahe ho..?
Paagal: Apne aap ko.
Doctor: Achcha isme kya likha hai.
Paagal: Maalum nahi.
Doctor: Kyu..?
Paagal: Abhi mujhe mili kahaan hai..!