Kal rat mere dost ke DADA G uske sapne me aaye aur kaha
"Bachho Dil khol kar PAAP karo"

Qki..

Narak me bilkul jagah nahi hai,
Hum khud diwaro pe baithe hain..

- Hemant Singh
112

Hindi |

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तालीम अधूरी ही रही
ना बुत्त जान पाये
हाफ़िज़ ने कहा जो बोले ना
और हम जो ना सुने मान आए ..

47

Hindi |

Relation means:
To Help Without Hesitation..
To Give Without Expectation..
To Love Without Limitation..&
To Remember even Without Communication..

20

English

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

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If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe,
he'll believe you.
But if you tell him a bench has just been painted,
he'll have to touch it to be sure.

10

English |

मुझे चाँद पर जाने की ख़्वाहिश नहीं
दे सको तो निर्भया - दिशा के हत्यारों को फांसी दो
बहन - बेटी का हो जहाँ सम्मान ऐसा संसार दो ..

325

Hindi |

We cannot do everything at once,
but we can do something at once.

00

English |

Kitabon ke panne palat ke sochte hai,
yu palat jaae zindagi to kya baat hai..
tamanna jo poori ho khawaabo mein,
haqiqat ban jaaye to kya baat hai..
kuch log matlab ke liye dhoondte hai mujhe,
bin matlab koi aaye to kya baat hai..
katal kar ke to sab le jaayenge dil mera,
koi lubha ke le jaaye to kya baat hai..
jo shareefon ki sharaafat mein na ho baat,
ek sharaabi keh jaaye to kya baat hai..
zindagi rehne tak to khushi doonga sabko,
kisiko meri maut pe khushi mil jaaye to kya baat hai..

337

Hindi

Satisfaction is the highest level of happiness and
it is easily attained when you have no expectation..

00

English

Digital India ka bol-bala hai
Videocon, Rotomac, IL&FS, Bhushan Steel
har din ek naya bank ghotala hai
nirav modi, lalit modi, mehul choksi, naresh goyal aur mallaya jaise khatmalon ko
pakad salaakhon ke peeche pahunchana hai
370 aur 35A ko aakhir-kaar hataana hai
lakshya bade hain aur hai bada jan-aadesh
mitron jaane kab tak umeedon par jeete jaana hai..

61

Hindi |

The biggest mistake by human beings:
Listening half, understanding quarter, telling double..

11

English |

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